I am a Protestant

I'm a loud and proud conservative evangelical Christian. Born and raised in the Midwest United States by good Fox News watching parents! That's right. Beware: I might burn the Qu'ran, blow up a Planned Parenthood, vote for Bush, condemn the gays, or kick a ginger AT ANY MOMENT!

That's why its no surprise when, in class the other night, upon declaring my protestantism, my Catholic professor pulled out his lighter.... As if to say, "Burn the traitor!!"

Its not like he's an ex-Jesuit married to a Lutheran. Oh wait--he is!