Camping is to Evangelicals, as Booze is to Catholics.

So I am talking with my housemate about how I am thinking of asking this guy out, and how I will approach this, and I realize, "Oh, there is this camping trip coming up. And if ever there was a time for evangelical Christians to hook up, it is on camping trips." He replies, "You know what that is for Catholics?"

"No. What?"

"Booze."

'Tis true, 'tis true.